How to tell if you'rs a ricer
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This was cut'n'paste from an American site
1) You have more wings than a bucket of chicken!!!!
2) Your paint reflects more light than a road sign!!!
3) If you have more stickers than a mid 70's Trans-Am.
4) If you have a bigger exhaust than a semi.
5) If your camber is sooo bad only part of the tire that gets wear is the sidewall.
6) When you go by people start looking for killer bees.
7) If you rev your car to the limiter every time you are at a stop light or just stopped.
8) When your exhaust is made from a company called Folgers.
9) When you think your stickers give you an extra advantage in horsepower.
10) If your next mod involves neon lights.
11) If your "cold air intake" is located in the engine bay sucking in hot air.
12) If you have damage to your body kit because of your 20" rims.
13) You own a 350z and visit the 350z section of zcar.com to get good performance parts opinions.
14) Your mom used to drive you and your siblings to school in your "performance car."
15) You can't corner over 20 mph because your rims will scrub.
16) You take out the rear seat to save weight, then add 100 lbs of stereo equipment.
17) You have a video game system in your car.
18) Your car looks like a video game.
19) You have decals on your car in a foreign language and you have noidea what they say.
20) Librarians look at your rear spoiler in envy.
21) Your muffler has twice as many cubic inches as your engine!
22) You think horsepower is more important than torque.
23) You see something at NOPI, have no idea what it is, yet you must have it, because doodah has one.
24) When you have a rollcage installed in your 17 second Civic.
25) When you lower the rear of your car with a 250 lb wing.
26) When you have 3 boost gauges installed on the A pillar for your stock 0.5 litre sewing machine motor.
27) When you slap type R badges all over your ride and think its quicker.
28) When you have a 3/4 inch exhaust with an 8 in can in the back.
29) When your car is actually higher than stock ride height because of its 22 in rims.
30) When you think your ride is faster because you have green lights under your car.
31) If your body kit has more cracks than a plumber ass crack.
32) You sell cocaine for the image.
33) Whenever a Z guy mentions the name "Datsun" you think pickup truck.
34) You think you
1) You have more wings than a bucket of chicken!!!!
2) Your paint reflects more light than a road sign!!!
3) If you have more stickers than a mid 70's Trans-Am.
4) If you have a bigger exhaust than a semi.
5) If your camber is sooo bad only part of the tire that gets wear is the sidewall.
6) When you go by people start looking for killer bees.
7) If you rev your car to the limiter every time you are at a stop light or just stopped.
8) When your exhaust is made from a company called Folgers.
9) When you think your stickers give you an extra advantage in horsepower.
10) If your next mod involves neon lights.
11) If your "cold air intake" is located in the engine bay sucking in hot air.
12) If you have damage to your body kit because of your 20" rims.
13) You own a 350z and visit the 350z section of zcar.com to get good performance parts opinions.
14) Your mom used to drive you and your siblings to school in your "performance car."
15) You can't corner over 20 mph because your rims will scrub.
16) You take out the rear seat to save weight, then add 100 lbs of stereo equipment.
17) You have a video game system in your car.
18) Your car looks like a video game.
19) You have decals on your car in a foreign language and you have noidea what they say.
20) Librarians look at your rear spoiler in envy.
21) Your muffler has twice as many cubic inches as your engine!
22) You think horsepower is more important than torque.
23) You see something at NOPI, have no idea what it is, yet you must have it, because doodah has one.
24) When you have a rollcage installed in your 17 second Civic.
25) When you lower the rear of your car with a 250 lb wing.
26) When you have 3 boost gauges installed on the A pillar for your stock 0.5 litre sewing machine motor.
27) When you slap type R badges all over your ride and think its quicker.
28) When you have a 3/4 inch exhaust with an 8 in can in the back.
29) When your car is actually higher than stock ride height because of its 22 in rims.
30) When you think your ride is faster because you have green lights under your car.
31) If your body kit has more cracks than a plumber ass crack.
32) You sell cocaine for the image.
33) Whenever a Z guy mentions the name "Datsun" you think pickup truck.
34) You think you
All I could think about when I read this title was that Naishou is going to be ripping his hair out 'cos of the apostophe's(sic)
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Whoops, I made a typo. That was meant to be "How to tell if you're a ricer" but my fingers kit the wrong key! That is, S instead of E
Is it possible to edit the title of a thread? Does anyone know how?
Is it possible to edit the title of a thread? Does anyone know how?
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I knew it was a typo just ribbing you
Hit the "report this post to a moderator" link and it will prompt you to comment on the post, just ask one of the guys to edit it to what you want. That's if it means that much to you, remember I was just taking the piss
Hit the "report this post to a moderator" link and it will prompt you to comment on the post, just ask one of the guys to edit it to what you want. That's if it means that much to you, remember I was just taking the piss
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Is this actually true or not? I guess people have perpetuated this stereotype that everyone who drives a VTEC Honda thinks it god's gift to engines... but I don't think I've met anyone like that yet...
Only one person I think has thought VTEC was really good, and he doesn't drive anything performance related, or imported related i guess....
Is this actually true or not? I guess people have perpetuated this stereotype that everyone who drives a VTEC Honda thinks it god's gift to engines... but I don't think I've met anyone like that yet...
Only one person I think has thought VTEC was really good, and he doesn't drive anything performance related, or imported related i guess....