Pretty funny Joke

Subject: why I fired my secretary


Two weeks ago was my 54th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she
didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's
wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast
and didn't say a word. So, when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty
low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day."Let's
go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went
out to
a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess
not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom," "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there...on the couch... Naked.

 

At first, I thought it was about you, 'til I re-read the title with "joke".

 

ahahha similiar to the fiance's sister.. but funny

 

I did NOT see that coming.

 

 

 

buwahahaahhaa, thas funny

 

that sucks for you.