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Let's look a few years into the future:Mikey, Debs

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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 07:55 AM
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in Philly. (Why are they taking the bus? (BTSOOM*) A blind man is also waiting for the bus. The bus pulls up to the bus stop. It's very crowded. Debs and the kids get on the bus, but Mikey and the blind man get left behind. So they decide to walk. The blind man tap-tap-taps his cane on the sidewalk. Apparently, the cane has some sort of metal tip, because it makes a very loud noise. Mikey is starting to get irritated but, being a very patient, polite man, he doesn't say anthing for a long time. Finally, exasperated, Mikey says "Can't you put some rubber on the end of your stick?" The blind man replies "Hey, if you'd put some rubber on the end or your stick, we'd be riding on the bus right now."

* Beats the shit out of me.
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 08:04 AM
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 08:04 AM
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for :mikey:
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 08:17 AM
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A raptor classsic.

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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 08:19 AM
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You forgot the ™
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 08:30 AM
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omg that's hilarious....

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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 09:44 AM
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tooo funny!
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor' date='Feb 17 2005, 11:55 AM
...(BTSOOM*) ...
I just thought you were being onomatopoetic

mikey - wrap that rascal!
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 10:15 AM
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