G60 Adventures.
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G60 Adventures.
After a little grub action, the stock G60 was ambling down the Sprain occupied by Mr. Vdub and myself.
Suddenly there was a glare and a white EG6 pulls up alongside us. It's occupants, were visibly restless and wanted to bait the 2 law abiding citizens in the VW. His exhaust was blaring while he was tapping the gas, but through this sound, the unmistakable hiss of a blow off valve was audible. He was baiting us........
So then, the green VW switches to the left most lane and the white EG is in the center lane. We don't have a horn(adds to the sleeper factor) so i had to roll down the window and tell the driver to pull alongside. The exhaust note got louder signaling the fact that he had downshifted. His prepubescent passenger, pointing his hands forward like a drunken, airport flight director. Without breaking my glare, I ask Mr. Vdub "Did you downshift?". He says, "Yup.."
So no horn, I had to resort to the 3 finger start. 3 fingers, then 2 and 1...GO!
BRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH said his little exhaust that could, PSSSSSSSHT replied his BOV. Slowly, the sounds were more faint, they were nowhere to be found.
I'm like "Does he want to go again?". The answer is no due to the fact he's hanging back now.
Two miles down the road, he wants it again. This time, we're in the center lane and he's in the left. His passenger's window is rolled down. Mr. Vdub lets out the patented..."Yo, what happened, man?", followed by the innocent shrug.
I think he wants it again. I guess the race buckets with 4 point harnesses isn't a clue enough for these two.
Then, braaaaaaah he downshifts. Round 2. He takes off and he's about a car ahead, the evil move he pulls, the dreaded, "Catch-em off-guard, while we take off" move.
With the flick of the wrist, Mr.Vdub downshifts with lightning quick speed his lead evaporating with the quickness. 1 car, 2 cars 3.........
Not just rape.......Mr. Vdub came on his face.
Twas a good night, unexpected, but good. Moral of the story, don't bait bigger fish....douches.
Suddenly there was a glare and a white EG6 pulls up alongside us. It's occupants, were visibly restless and wanted to bait the 2 law abiding citizens in the VW. His exhaust was blaring while he was tapping the gas, but through this sound, the unmistakable hiss of a blow off valve was audible. He was baiting us........
So then, the green VW switches to the left most lane and the white EG is in the center lane. We don't have a horn(adds to the sleeper factor) so i had to roll down the window and tell the driver to pull alongside. The exhaust note got louder signaling the fact that he had downshifted. His prepubescent passenger, pointing his hands forward like a drunken, airport flight director. Without breaking my glare, I ask Mr. Vdub "Did you downshift?". He says, "Yup.."
So no horn, I had to resort to the 3 finger start. 3 fingers, then 2 and 1...GO!
BRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH said his little exhaust that could, PSSSSSSSHT replied his BOV. Slowly, the sounds were more faint, they were nowhere to be found.
I'm like "Does he want to go again?". The answer is no due to the fact he's hanging back now.
Two miles down the road, he wants it again. This time, we're in the center lane and he's in the left. His passenger's window is rolled down. Mr. Vdub lets out the patented..."Yo, what happened, man?", followed by the innocent shrug.
I think he wants it again. I guess the race buckets with 4 point harnesses isn't a clue enough for these two.
Then, braaaaaaah he downshifts. Round 2. He takes off and he's about a car ahead, the evil move he pulls, the dreaded, "Catch-em off-guard, while we take off" move.
With the flick of the wrist, Mr.Vdub downshifts with lightning quick speed his lead evaporating with the quickness. 1 car, 2 cars 3.........
Not just rape.......Mr. Vdub came on his face.
Twas a good night, unexpected, but good. Moral of the story, don't bait bigger fish....douches.
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yet another. that sht was funny. taking the bait like a $5 whore takes the wang. it makes the sleepless nights and countless funds that were dumped, so worth it. I bet someone was a little bumed on their ride home. 
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Originally Posted by vdubbn,May 22 2005, 01:14 AM
they were restricting air flow to the radiator.
Lim is got story telling skills I felt like I was there
