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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 07:53 AM
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep" the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did
Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:10 AM
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:12 AM
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Yes we do...

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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:12 AM
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Dint bother 2 read but anyway so RB wont


COMMON RB you know Mom readz um I may not allwayz comment but I do read um

DONTCHA miss Ray he was yur ol faithfull anyone talked to him lately???
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jan 12 2006, 11:53 AM
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
pwn3d!
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:14 AM
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NOTE: RB it would make it ALOT easier to read um if we dint have to keep scrolling back n forth due to yur GRAND PRIX SIG
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:16 AM
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Screw this...
You are right, NO ONE reads your joke posts!!!
You sound like a woman, "I don't know whay I bother....."


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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:33 AM
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F U C K you!
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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:35 AM
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<--always reads raptors jokes..



(except when steve is involved )


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Old Jan 12, 2006 | 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jan 12 2006, 09:33 AM
F U C K you!
RB common don't be you know I'm just playin witcha
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