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A Mexican family manages to cross over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can still find no work.

His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please give me a way to feed my family..."

Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the BLACK man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!

"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you Lord!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.

"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires.


"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home,"

I kept hearing him yell, "THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!"

 

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ill repost mine here since it got locked.

this one is so good... tongue.gif tongue.gif

Political I.Q.

In one of their summit talks, President Bush and Queen Elizabeth had a private conversation.

Bush asked the queen how she had managed to run the country very smoothly.

 

Why don't they teach driver's ed. and sex ed. on the same day in the Middle East?


It wears out the camel.

 

Boo! I've seen that joke rotated numerous times with different countries and animals.

 

What's the difference between an Italian mom and a pit bull??




Eventually, a pit bull lets go.

 

Keep your hands off my car


Don't Touch his car

 

What do you call someone who cries when they masturbate?









A tear-jerker!

 

Not a joke, but a funny vid, prolly a repost but MEH,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXUVB3ZYxA8...=related&search