Cops not showing up ftw.

Lawyer expenses ftl.

I'm never driving a family members M5 again.

Too fast for me but if in the M5 next time I'll keep going.

My D&G tie will flap at 190 MPH. There is no bigger thrill

then speeding and listening to vanessa carlton. Main reason though

I was late to a meeting.

If you see a guy with a beard and long hair in his mid 20's with an M5 move!

out of the way. BTW for halloween im going to dress up as the Saudi Prince.

I lost a bet to my Saudi friend

I apologize in advance to you all, because my tourette's takes over when I type.

I'm actually an over weight gay middle eastern boy.

I sleep with sheep.

 

I guess I don't know the Mid-A crowd as well as I had hoped...

 

I see the Moron has returned.

 

Pay no mind to this tool. We'll catch you up on him later...

 

IBTL

 

 

You need help.