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Everything was fine until...
One of us, whom I will not name <<cough>> kl0n0pin <<cough>>, got pulled over by a cop for running a stop sign. Another owner and I kept going. kl0n0pin thought it would be cool for us to go back where he got pulled over. So we made our way back to the scene, only after kl0n0pin told us that the cop wasn't going to ticket us. LOL Funny when we arrived, we were asked for license, registration and insurance and in return all of us got a ticket for running a stop sign. (I was truly innocent - I stopped - I swear!) It was a setup!
After, while the cops weren't looking, we jumped kl0n0pin and beat the crap outa him and took his car.
(OK, the last part isn't true, but the rest is.)
One of us, whom I will not name <<cough>> kl0n0pin <<cough>>, got pulled over by a cop for running a stop sign. Another owner and I kept going. kl0n0pin thought it would be cool for us to go back where he got pulled over. So we made our way back to the scene, only after kl0n0pin told us that the cop wasn't going to ticket us. LOL Funny when we arrived, we were asked for license, registration and insurance and in return all of us got a ticket for running a stop sign. (I was truly innocent - I stopped - I swear!) It was a setup!
After, while the cops weren't looking, we jumped kl0n0pin and beat the crap outa him and took his car.
(OK, the last part isn't true, but the rest is.)
Ok.. Ok... The cops set us up this is what happened...
Me, Mav and xpander4 were riding around on the Strip = Beachfront in Fort Lauderdale where there is hundreds of people, clubs, restaurants etc. So ya ya were causing lotsa attention being back to back with everyone OooOooOO 3 s2000s MMmmm...
So we turn down a sidestreet and there is a stop sign! Well You HAVE TO STOP.. because there was oncoming traffic... well supposedly alllllllll 3 of us ran the stop sign!! ya ok! So the cop decides to pull over
Mr. Bright Spa Yellow kl0n0pin and Xpander4 and Mav drive on chuckling...
Cop knows me by 1st name
hI jon! Know what you did now!? "No Officer" Stop Sign you blew and your seatbelt! "sigh" So ofcourse these Bike Cops down here in S. FL do not give you a break whatsoever.
As he is writting my tickets, I ask is it okay if my other 2 friends meet up with me here because I dont want to lose them, and he said SURE!! And I asked but are they going to get ticketed aswell!?!? and the
COP SAID NO!!!! "they didnt do anything" (quote his words) so I call Xpander4 and mAV and tell them to come back and that everything is safe! so they pull up 3 minutes apart from eachother and BLOOP... cop goes to MAV, license, insurance and registration! so IM LIKE OOOO SHIT!!!!!! AND I get on my cellphone real quick to call XPANDER4 to tell him not to come... well as he picks up the cop tells me TO HANG UP if he thinks what im doing! its Obstruction of Justice!!! so I say OK! but I just set the phone down and dont hang up trying to give hints outloud for Xpander4 not to come, but I guess he hung up and didnt hear anything and next thing you know BLOOOP BLOOOP xpander4 rolls in and cops go to him hehehehe....
You guys shoulda seen MAV try to get out of the ticket! He gets out of the car.... skips over to the cops and sais! PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!! PLEAAAAAASE!!!!!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING OFFICER!!! I swear!!!!!!! DONT GIVE ME A TICKET!!!!!! LOL!!!! hahaha it was sooooo funny! and the cops are sitting there laughing... and he wont shutup! And the funniest part was when the cops ask Xpander4 so you ran the stop sign you know that!? and HE SAIS YES!!!!!!! LOL!! omg..
So xpander4 got a stop sign ticket, I got a stop sign, and seatbelt ticket, and MAV got away with just a seatbelt ticket I beleive!
So thats the story....
BTW; on our cruise toghether we saw a Yellow s2k going East on Broward Blvd and a White one going down US1 anyone here?! S. FL owners?
Me, Mav and xpander4 were riding around on the Strip = Beachfront in Fort Lauderdale where there is hundreds of people, clubs, restaurants etc. So ya ya were causing lotsa attention being back to back with everyone OooOooOO 3 s2000s MMmmm...
So we turn down a sidestreet and there is a stop sign! Well You HAVE TO STOP.. because there was oncoming traffic... well supposedly alllllllll 3 of us ran the stop sign!! ya ok! So the cop decides to pull over
Mr. Bright Spa Yellow kl0n0pin and Xpander4 and Mav drive on chuckling...
Cop knows me by 1st name
hI jon! Know what you did now!? "No Officer" Stop Sign you blew and your seatbelt! "sigh" So ofcourse these Bike Cops down here in S. FL do not give you a break whatsoever.As he is writting my tickets, I ask is it okay if my other 2 friends meet up with me here because I dont want to lose them, and he said SURE!! And I asked but are they going to get ticketed aswell!?!? and the
COP SAID NO!!!! "they didnt do anything" (quote his words) so I call Xpander4 and mAV and tell them to come back and that everything is safe! so they pull up 3 minutes apart from eachother and BLOOP... cop goes to MAV, license, insurance and registration! so IM LIKE OOOO SHIT!!!!!! AND I get on my cellphone real quick to call XPANDER4 to tell him not to come... well as he picks up the cop tells me TO HANG UP if he thinks what im doing! its Obstruction of Justice!!! so I say OK! but I just set the phone down and dont hang up trying to give hints outloud for Xpander4 not to come, but I guess he hung up and didnt hear anything and next thing you know BLOOOP BLOOOP xpander4 rolls in and cops go to him hehehehe....
You guys shoulda seen MAV try to get out of the ticket! He gets out of the car.... skips over to the cops and sais! PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!! PLEAAAAAASE!!!!!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING OFFICER!!! I swear!!!!!!! DONT GIVE ME A TICKET!!!!!! LOL!!!! hahaha it was sooooo funny! and the cops are sitting there laughing... and he wont shutup! And the funniest part was when the cops ask Xpander4 so you ran the stop sign you know that!? and HE SAIS YES!!!!!!! LOL!! omg..
So xpander4 got a stop sign ticket, I got a stop sign, and seatbelt ticket, and MAV got away with just a seatbelt ticket I beleive!
So thats the story....
BTW; on our cruise toghether we saw a Yellow s2k going East on Broward Blvd and a White one going down US1 anyone here?! S. FL owners?
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LOL I was not begging... I simply told the cop that I really didn't blow the stop sign since if I did, I would of crashed into him. LOL That would NOT have been good. Anyway, he ended up giving me a change of address ticket.
stillen - Thanks man... But I already have a personal lawyer for these type of situations. As you can tell this isn't my first time and will not be my last.
Besides, we're making kl0n0pin pay for all our fines since his dumb ass set us up!!!
stillen - Thanks man... But I already have a personal lawyer for these type of situations. As you can tell this isn't my first time and will not be my last.
Besides, we're making kl0n0pin pay for all our fines since his dumb ass set us up!!!
haha funny, imagine little tommy coming out his s2k, <mouse voice> NOOO GUYS!! PLEASE DONT DO THIS!!! I REALLY DIDNT BLOW THE STOP SIGN!!! PLEEAAAZZZE!! hehehe... anyways, ya we got our lawyers all lined up, mine hears from me atleast once every 3 weeks. heh... 16 tickets in my first 5weeks of owning my yellow S.
I dunno about Xpander4 tho, Hope he gets out clean with no points!
I dunno about Xpander4 tho, Hope he gets out clean with no points!




