A 90-year old man said to his doctor "I've never felt better. I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went 'bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said "Exactly."

 

 

:replaces 90yr old man with mr marshall:

:replaces 22yr old with anna nichole:

:accordingly:

 

Not only is this joke older than the internet, but you yourself posted this before Raptor. Senility starting to set in?

 

Aricept?

 

 

[QUOTE=WestSideBilly,May 17 2007, 04:56 PM] Not only is this joke older than the internet, but you yourself posted this before Raptor.

 

 

Roger that.

 

is shooting beavers legal?