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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 04:31 PM
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Give us your pearls of wisdom...

Like Tokyo James':
"Arvin, you shouldn't wish your life away...... you will get there soon enough, believe me"

Wow... that's inspiring.

Here's one of mine:

"You can't put an old head on young shoulders"

I'm reeling with inspiration.


Give us more!
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 04:38 PM
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From tiny acorns do giant oak trees grow ....

Advice given by me to Arvin in another thread somewhere.....
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 04:47 PM
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for women, your pickle would rust.
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 04:49 PM
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Ashes to ashes, snow to snow, short term memory is the second thing to go.
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 05:00 PM
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"Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger"
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 05:29 PM
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Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 05:33 PM
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If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 05:54 PM
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Live like you'll die tomorrow; die knowing you'll live forever.
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 05:57 PM
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"if you have sex with a guy you will grow a tail... "

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a tail would be fun just wondering why it never showed up
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Old Mar 25, 2002 | 07:11 PM
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Never pass up the opportunity to take a pee

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Never trust a fart
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