Alright, after seeing all the violence and 'neck-punching' going on I thought I'd start this (I'd been meaning to anyway). Same thing as the movie w/ only some subtle differences:

1. You can talk about this Fight Club
2. You can talk about this Fight Club
3. Yes, you CAN talk about this Fight Club
4. Multiple patrons (or whores) to a fight is permitted
5. Multiple fights are encouraged
6. Doesn't matter what you wear (no weapons)
7. Must post an indication that you are quitting a fight, otherwise you will continue to get bashed
8. If you post on this thread YOU HAVE TO FIGHT! (and are therefore, free game!)

Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club.

 

this is a stupid idea.

: punches CI in the face and laughs:

:laughs at his opening move:

 

Observations: People w/ low post/day averages have the advantage as they can counter much more quickly. As I've stated, post whores are welcome and almost expected.

I'll start things off:



:Bitch-slap mrkim, tj and matth25 simultaneously in 3-stooges fashion:
(edit: and unabageler! )
:Crouches for counter-attack:

 

:jumps on arvin's left foot:
: pokes jedwards in the ear:
:cartwheel flying dragon kick into tj's chest:

:shouts poorly dubbed insults:

 

:flying leap onto CI's crouching head:

 

:breaks for in&out s2k tuesday lunch, will fight later on a full stomach:

 

:Angry at Unabageler's transgressions, responds w/ a roundhouse kick to his ear:



:Relieved that thread came just in time for April 4:

 

Can I just pop someone in the head.........why waste time?! No one owns a gun here?!



DaRKCrow

 

DJ Qube enters the arena....

 

ummm... OOOUUCCCHHH!!!

This flood control is killing me here.
:Realizing this might be a bad idea, leaves temporarily to regroup and tend to wounds:

:Punches DC and DJ QUBE in the neck while fleeing: