We all hope for a safe and fun time at The Dragon. But we must be aware of possible disasters, natural and man made, that could befall us. Contemplation of the bad things that might happen at Deals Gap will better help us avoid such disasters and to deal with those that might arise beyond our control and in spite of our efforts to keep everything safe.

With this in mind, here are some possible disaster headlines at WTD 2008:


[SIZE=7][FONT=Times]Forrest Fires Blaze at

 

How about "Boobs Take Over Hooter's"

 

Yeah, that might fit. Unlike those tank tops and shorts.

 

tof...if it ****s at the Dragon during WTD 2008 weekend, I will find you and personally...

 

You will have to wait in line!!

 

When you say "if it ****s on the Dragon" do you mean if stars fall on the dragon? If snow flakes fall on the dragon? If asterisks fall on the dragon?

I'll tell ya what...if WTD is subject to record cold, earthquakes, forrest fires, blizzards, tornados, hurricaines, trucks loaded with cotton and charcoal overturning, quick sand, mountain lions, girls gone wild, or crashes in ficticious secondary financial market I will take responsibility. In fact if we experience a Girls Gone Wild issue I will PERSONALLY handle the situation.

But if its rain, hail, mudslides, etc...well...I'M not the one who decided to schedule a major event in early spring in the Southeast.

 

I thought the cotton and charcoal one was witty...

But still...I think I'll get pleasure out of you anyway...

 

Yeah, mandatory kick in the nuts for tof.

 

Go ahead...bust a toe on my lugs.

I kid because I care.