[QUOTE=Eyeflyistheeye;22376177]Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
Last Updated: 1:23PM BST 21/05/2008
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend"

 

 

Thats just great.

 

If his choice is this:



or this:



I guess he would rather have this:

 

Where does he stick it? PIITTP?

 

""I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges."
And miata owners all over the world realize they should never leave their car parked with the top down.

 

dude....is this a joke?

 

LOL I was thinking the same thing

 

 

I know... Either its the exhaust which I doubt unless he has a huge thingamajigger or he considers masturbating in a car the same as having sex with it. I mean, he does "go inside" it.