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Old Jul 3, 2002 | 12:56 PM
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Default Capri pant are evil!

Why oh why do women wear these aweful horrible things? It takes them down about 2-3 notches on the scale when wearing those........."things".
Old Jul 3, 2002 | 01:25 PM
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I agree. I like tight short shorts, where you can see the crack.
Old Jul 3, 2002 | 01:35 PM
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Oh come on, now boys. Capri's are perfect for a lot of things:

1. wearing to work when shorts are a little overboard (i.e., you're the only female in a company of 100 engineers).

2. wearing while driving your s2000 on a race track so you don't get your thighs sunburned

3. good for days when it's too cold for shorts but too hot for jeans.

I'll admit, if you don't have long legs, they can look kind of bad. And what about men's clothing in general??? I mean baggy, baggy, baggy.

Old Jul 3, 2002 | 01:36 PM
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Not to mention that whole thing with the baggy pants and the underwear sticking out - what is up with that ?????????
Old Jul 3, 2002 | 01:44 PM
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I'm not into that baggy of clothes. I like them to be loose yes, but not sagging.

I understand the practicle purposes I guess, but capris are so damned ugly! I can't really place why I hate them so so so much, I just do. Kinda like why you don't like certain foods.

I once saw a girl I dated for awhile at the supermarket. I could only see the top half of her body and I was like hmmmmm....she still doesn't look half bad. I rounded the counter that was covering her and was shocked to see capris! It was like all the attraction was sucked right out of me in a split second. I said hi and made a quick exit.
Old Jul 3, 2002 | 01:46 PM
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That is so funny! Don't you wonder why some things just don't look good to you? That's like every time I see an Audi TT, I'm like - ewwww!

Oh well, I'll make sure not to wear capris around you. Ha ha!
Old Jul 3, 2002 | 01:50 PM
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My mom always comes to work wearing them and tells me it is just for me.

Audi TTs do that to me too!
Old Jul 3, 2002 | 02:00 PM
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I detest baggy pants, five sizes too large and long -- and those stupid shorts that are almost as long as regular pants. I want to yell at these smart ass, no self esteem LA gangbanger wannabes "Hey, Noah, when's the flood?"
Old Jul 3, 2002 | 02:05 PM
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Last week, I parked the S in a supermarket parking lot next to a large handicapped spot and the gangbanger wannabee driving a carload of these fools by me yells: "That ain't no parking place." I yelled back at him ": Nice grammar, homeboy, did you ever make out of the third grade?" I have no use for those punk lowlifes. Sometime, I'll tell you what I really think.
Old Jul 3, 2002 | 02:07 PM
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You tell 'em Raptor.

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