A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says "It was a tongue twister accident. I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with massive breasts was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' So she socked me a good one." The first guy replied "Wow! This is unbelievable! Mine was a tongue twister, too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosted Flakes, honey.' But I accidentally said 'You evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch, you ruined my life !'"

 

LOL.

 

 

Anyone know what you tell a girl with two black eyes?





































You can't tell her a damn thing. Someone has already tried to tell her, twice.

 

LOL...best one yet, Raptor.

 

I agree... best Ive read Raptor!

 

nice

 

I've heard many variations of that fantastic joke.

 

lol.....good one

 

and another day goes by with one of raptors jokes!