For all those who have roomates... Post your horror stories about living with them.

I have too focking many to start out with...

 

Idiot roommate - "What was that noise? Was it of a car?"
Me - "Yea, it was a car in this video"
Idiot roommate - "Oh, of a car?"
Me - "Yes, of a car"

Dumbass roommate - "What do you consider yourself?"
Me - "I'm Korean."
Dumbass roommate - "So you don't consider yourself a person?"
Me - "..."

Dumbass Roommate - (looks at my picture of the Golden Gate bridge then asks) Is that Irvine?
Me - No
Dumbass Roommate - Huntington Beach?
Me - No

Dumbass Roomate - (this was written on his whiteboard on our door)
"I'm in love with a bitch that is so wonderful and gives me buterflys" (yes, "buterflys")

Roommate's Girlfriend - I think you need to wash your sweater
Roommate - Why?
Roommate's Girlfriend - because there are little black bugs on them

Roommate - You don't say "they" for a single person right?

Roommate - Do you captilize the name of months?

Roommate - Hitler and Caeser were considered great speechists.

Roommate - I know that now, if you cheat on a girl, it ruins everything.

 

integrate, i want to meet this roommate of yours.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 9kRPMF20C
[B]integrate, i want to meet this roommate of yours.

 

sounds interesting, does he smoke pot, do shrooms or anything like that?

 

IS HE HUMAN ?

 

hmm... first year in college, i had this suite- mate... who would take really really huge dump and
would not flush it.

one day however,
he flushed for some reason, as i saw perfectly clean toilet when i walked into the bathroom after him.

little did i know, the toilet, already with very poor drainage, was actually "clogged" by his huge dump.

i took care of my "business", and i flushed-
the water went down but would not come back up, and then it started making this weird guzzling noise.

- that's when i was running into the shower room, realizing the whole problem.

the sec. after i slammed shut the glass door of the shower room, every thing that was clogging the toilet
shot out.

all those stuff was on the wall, mirror, the shower room glass door, bathroom door, sink, even on the ceiling.
and as my dorm room was right in front of the bathroom, i saw the flood of shit water flowing into my room.

now, THAT was a nightmare.

... and later the guy all of sudden decided to change his sexual preference by liking males instead of females...
and everynight he was... "sigh" well, that's another story...

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by integrate
[B]Idiot roommate - "What was that noise? Was it of a car?"
Me - "Yea, it was a car in this video"
Idiot roommate - "Oh, of a car?"
Me - "Yes, of a car"

Dumbass roommate - "What do you consider yourself?"
Me - "I'm Korean."
Dumbass roommate - "So you don't consider yourself a person?"
Me - "..."

Dumbass Roommate - (looks at my picture of the Golden Gate bridge then asks) Is that Irvine?
Me - No
Dumbass Roommate - Huntington Beach?
Me - No

Dumbass Roomate - (this was written on his whiteboard on our door)

 

I feel sorry for you two with the roommate stories.... I would of just shot myself man...

 

wha? roommate stories, sorry too many stories not enough time to type