What to bring with you in the desert
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What to bring with you in the desert
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert alone. He said that they could each take one thing with them.
The first guy said, "I'll take an umbrella." When the judge asked him why, he replied, "So I can have shade whenever I want."
The second guy decided to take a water bottle. When the judge asked him why, he replied, "So that I won't get thirsty."
Finally, the third guy decided to take a car door.
The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The third fellow replied, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window."
The first guy said, "I'll take an umbrella." When the judge asked him why, he replied, "So I can have shade whenever I want."
The second guy decided to take a water bottle. When the judge asked him why, he replied, "So that I won't get thirsty."
Finally, the third guy decided to take a car door.
The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The third fellow replied, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window."
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K,Sep 7 2009, 12:35 AM
Eh... It was worth posting. 
If you don't like it, it's okay, Senora Homo.
BTW, it's not like I made that joke up, so it's not offending me that you don't think it's funny.
If you don't like it, it's okay, Senora Homo.BTW, it's not like I made that joke up, so it's not offending me that you don't think it's funny.
I'll unedit it, though, because I don't want to offend anyone.