LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES--- CONCENTRATE!!!!

1) That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man .............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................. Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................. Fa Kin Su Pah

 

TERRIBLE!!!

Ok, I just got back into my chair.

 

oh man... horrible...uh, horribly funny...

 

Hahaha....

Didnt get it until I real outloud though.

 

Hey, I have no problems laughing at my own ethnicity...

 

You mean: learn Cantonese in 5 minutes?

Mandarin speakers would sound MUCH different.

but it was a good laugh

 

Too funny!

 

15 is the best.

 

Hows your mother doing? .................. Dew Ni Lo Mo?!

 

Ugly girls ............................ "Pork Chop"