Chippo and Cyclist
05-01-2016, 11:25 PM
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Chippo and Cyclist
There I was minding my own business having just popped into a shop for a load up , pulling back into gap in traffic , traffic stopped so I was stuck at 45 degrees to flow of traffic . All moving between 0 and 5 mph
Nice looking young lady who I had seen in mirror barrelling along on her nice pale green trendy shopping bike ( she had a lovely matching pale green pis pot skid lid ) now slightly impeded by me from whizzing between traffic and parked cars . She had to slow down and eventually stop at side of my car .
Well the the abuse I then suffered was frankly unbelievable coming from such a pretty person , nothing pretty about her potty mouth , any way I opened the window and said "pardon"
At which she replied , " you firkin great big prick " , I thought how observant , how did she see that from her location.
Now unusually for me I retorted quick as a flash " not some thing I dare say you have a lot of experience off "
Well the abuse now went to higher level , I was referred to as part of a woman's anatomy and many other words lest not repeated here her face went purple as she staggered about stride her trusty stead .
I said " calm down young lady" , "else you might land up being a donor sooner rather than later" at this juncture the traffic moved and she was able to continue , wobbling between parked cars and traffic , shouting and waving arms .
Just saying , funny at the time , but very Indicative of the righteous cyclist that now frequents the roads of our capital city !
Nice looking young lady who I had seen in mirror barrelling along on her nice pale green trendy shopping bike ( she had a lovely matching pale green pis pot skid lid ) now slightly impeded by me from whizzing between traffic and parked cars . She had to slow down and eventually stop at side of my car .
Well the the abuse I then suffered was frankly unbelievable coming from such a pretty person , nothing pretty about her potty mouth , any way I opened the window and said "pardon"
At which she replied , " you firkin great big prick " , I thought how observant , how did she see that from her location.
Now unusually for me I retorted quick as a flash " not some thing I dare say you have a lot of experience off "
Well the abuse now went to higher level , I was referred to as part of a woman's anatomy and many other words lest not repeated here her face went purple as she staggered about stride her trusty stead .
I said " calm down young lady" , "else you might land up being a donor sooner rather than later" at this juncture the traffic moved and she was able to continue , wobbling between parked cars and traffic , shouting and waving arms .
Just saying , funny at the time , but very Indicative of the righteous cyclist that now frequents the roads of our capital city !
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