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Old 11-23-2018, 04:30 AM
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OK. A new thread....
Funny One liners.
Just post up a funny sentence and make my Friday pass a little quicker.

Rules: No questions (Ie What do you call, etc) - just one sentence for each joke. Got it?

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Short Story:

Once upon a time there was The End.
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Funniest shortest joke ever:

Dwarf Shortage.

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Followed by:

Giant surplus.

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From Milton Jones:

My grandfather would never throw anything away he was killed in the war by a hand grenade.
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Is this forum still going? Jeez. I just popped on to see. :-) Hello!
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Ok lets kick start it again-

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Why do they use sterile needles to administer lethal injections?
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If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
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Is this forum still going? Jeez. I just popped on to see. :-) Hello!
Hi hope all is well.
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