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Old 09-21-2015, 01:15 PM
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Strolling along the pier eh? How bloody old are you? Oh yeah, I remember.

You should check the spotted thread to see if anyone saw you on your trip.
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Old 10-29-2015, 10:34 AM
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I was sat by the emergency door on my flight home yesterday and got the usual emergency spiel from the hostess, but there's no bloody way I'd be opening the door if there were sharks outside!
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I was sat by the emergency door on my flight home yesterday....
Was wondering why its been so quiet on here. have you being lying low in an offshore hideaway until all the dust settles on FatblokeGate
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Old 10-30-2015, 11:09 AM
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Nah, just a couple of days up with the Sweaties for work. I've been letting social media have the benefit of my wisdom just recently though.
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Old 11-09-2015, 12:24 PM
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Have to watch your speed round our way - pigs on the side of the road round every corner!
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Have to watch your speed round our way - pigs on the side of the road round every corner!
Same in Basildon.....Go too slow at your peril...
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Old 11-12-2015, 08:34 AM
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Same in Basildon.....Go too slow at your peril...
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Old 11-18-2015, 02:23 PM
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The signs on the M40 today said "high winds slow down".

They were right - after about a hour they were much lighter.
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I spotted this sign outside a pet shop in town today. I'm no biologist, but to the best of my knowledge, dead reptiles wouldn't require food, would they?
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Old 01-16-2016, 09:02 AM
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And this should be reported to the RSPCA! If you're going to keep a seal, a quick squirt from an aerosol can might well keep it damp, but at least fill up a paddling pool for the poor bugger.
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