The not dead thread
#23
Community Organizer
#29
Why oh why is my 94 year old oxygen thieving mother still on this list when so many worthy people are not. Today we spent HOURS in A&E whilst she had teat after test for her so called "chest pains", only to have her let out the most horrendous garlic laden belch and feel much better. Now she can't go home till some junior registrar has seen her. No doubt that will be at 3.00am, and I'll get a phone call ordering me to drive the 90 mile round trip to dump her home, this is why I'm on my third very large gin and tonic. Honestly why don't old farts like her know when to call it a day so I can spend all the cash she is keeping secret from Mr Hitler.
GOD old people are so inconsiderate!
GOD old people are so inconsiderate!
#30
Thread Starter
Nice to read something written by someone with as little regard for their family as I have.
Stand by for the barrage of 'you can't say that about your parents' brigade though, to whom I say yes you can, especially if they're tw4ts.
Stand by for the barrage of 'you can't say that about your parents' brigade though, to whom I say yes you can, especially if they're tw4ts.