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Old 06-03-2015, 01:31 PM
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The only non-holiday I am going on this year is a trip to Wales with a bunch of c@#ts.

Can't afford holidays with my extravagant life styles and drug habits. Weed doesn't grow on trees you know.
Mike, I think you'll find it grows on plants rather than trees, but unless its mixed with DMT, its not worth wasting your brain cells on.

Best three non-holiday destination:

Gaza - sunny but 1 million other holiday makers in perminent trauma
Any Kurdish state - again Sunni but limited educational opportunites
Greece - give it a month...

(I'm not good at this funny stuff - I blame Bill Hicks)
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Old 06-03-2015, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by CynicG
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The only non-holiday I am going on this year is a trip to Wales with a bunch of c@#ts.

Can't afford holidays with my extravagant life styles and drug habits. Weed doesn't grow on trees you know.
Mike, I think you'll find it grows on plants rather than trees, but unless its mixed with DMT, its not worth wasting your brain cells on.

Best three non-holiday destination:

Gaza - sunny but 1 million other holiday makers in perminent trauma
Any Kurdish state - again Sunni but limited educational opportunites
Greece - give it a month...

(I'm not good at this funny stuff - I blame Bill Hicks)



Choosing from that non-holiday list I think I would choose Gaza.

When does a plant turn into a tree?
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Old 06-03-2015, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by andy2000
I feel your pain Ian. I'm off with a load of reporobates from here in a few weeks myself. Why do we do it eh ! at least you get sheep, where we're going there are bulls <img src=/frown.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' />
I wouldn't mention the bulls, Àndy, unless you want a certain livestock enthusiast tagging along.
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Old 06-03-2015, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by CynicG
... I'm not good at this funny stuff
No, but your self-awareness is spot on
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by mikefifth
When does a plant turn into a tree?
At the same time bread turns into toast.

Simple.


I fancy a holiday this year not in Sweeden.

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I'm not going on a city break to a European capital this weekend.

Anyone else not going? Look forward to not seeing any of you there.
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Good choice FB any particular city you've decided not to take a break in.? there are so many to choose from.

I've decided not to give camping a try this weekend. I'm so looking forward to not spending the weekend under canvas.
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Old 06-05-2015, 05:44 AM
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I quite fancy the idea of not going to Paris. Seems like a great place not to go too as I'm not a great fan of the smell of dog sh1t, surly hotel staff or getting ripped off by taxi drivers.

You've inspired me though, Andy. Great idea you had there, so I won't be going camping either .
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Not going to Tunisia since they shot the f!*k out of the museum and the missus and daughter made me change the destination.
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Originally Posted by mikefifth
. When does a plant turn into a tree? <img src=/IMG_2865.GIF' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' />
This is a difficult question to answer, Mike, more so even than when you asked me to explain the difference between 'surprise sex' and sexual assault. Good to see you're doing the research a bit earlier this time though, better to clear it up now, rather than in front of the judge again.

Any news on how 'person X' is doing BTW? He seemed to be on the mend as he was able to give evidence unaided.
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