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Old 06-07-2015, 12:39 PM
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This is a difficult question to answer, Mike, more so even than when you asked me to explain the difference between 'surprise sex' and sexual assault. Good to see you're doing the research a bit earlier this time though, better to clear it up now, rather than in front of the judge again.

Any news on how 'person X' is doing BTW? He seemed to be on the mend as he was able to give evidence unaided.
Last I heard was that his rectal reconstruction surgery was a total success.

Luckily for me, the blend of roofies I slipped him caused blackouts and memory loss. I don't know what the fuss is all about, he can't even remember me sticking it to him in the first place. What he doesn't know wont hurt him right? (minus the rectum)
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You 2 scare me.
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You 2 scare me.
No text talk please, Phil. This forum has standards to maintain.

Mike - true enough, you can't have recriminations, haunting nightmares and post-traumatic stress if you only have a collapsed rectum and a grainy video to show you were actually there. The lab test results are still going to be a bit of shocker for him though!
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Originally Posted by S2K-Phil
You 2 scare me.
Is that "You two scare me" or "You too scare me"?

If (as I believe is true) it's the "You too" then who else has scared you?

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No text speak here intended. The 2 was short for two, obviously!

I was, of course, concerned about the scenario of poser and the viewer; one person's act and the other's witness of it. So often I see posted images of debauchery (and some even with people) from these 2 (two) likely lads that I wonder how the camera can be held steady only using the one hand?
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No text speak here intended. The 2 was short for two, obviously! I was, of course, concerned about the scenario of poser and the viewer; one person's act and the other's witness of it. So often I see posted images of debauchery (and some even with people) from these 2 (two) likely lads that I wonder how the camera can be held steady only using the one hand?
Helmet cam. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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No text speak here intended. The 2 was short for two, obviously! I was, of course, concerned about the scenario of poser and the viewer; one person's act and the other's witness of it. So often I see posted images of debauchery (and some even with people) from these 2 (two) likely lads that I wonder how the camera can be held steady only using the one hand?
Helmet cam. Yeah, you know what I mean.
didn't see that one coming

so, that makes you a Go Pro?
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Nah, just a pro.
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Originally Posted by Fatbloke
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You 2 scare me.
No text talk please, Phil. This forum has standards to maintain.

Mike - true enough, you can't have recriminations, haunting nightmares and post-traumatic stress if you only have a collapsed rectum and a grainy video to show you were actually there. The lab test results are still going to be a bit of shocker for him though!
I think the feline aids will be the real twist.
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I think the feline aids will be the real twist.
That on top of the worms and rabies is really going to be a challenge for the doctors.

How is it that you can be a carrier of so many things, Mike, without suffering yourself?
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