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Old 08-12-2015, 05:24 AM
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If I'd known you wanted a job, I would have paid you to rim me.
I fixed your sentence, Ian.
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I'm tired

They are going out for a curry but i think I'll probably only manage a quick drink then slope off...
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Originally Posted by mikefifth
I fixed your sentence, Ian. <img src=/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' />
Thanks Mike. I do struggle to express myself sometimes.
Old 08-17-2015, 02:39 PM
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Omg I am staying in the worst shit hole place in Old Town Swindon. I am going to have to check out tomorrow and find somewhere else
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Originally Posted by Vixen
Omg I am staying in the worst shit hole place in Old Town Swindon. I am going to have to check out tomorrow and find somewhere else <img src=/eek3.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' />
Mike's place isn't a million miles away, you know.
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Originally Posted by Vixen
Omg I am staying in the worst shit hole place in Old Town Swindon. I am going to have to check out tomorrow and find somewhere else
I just wiki'd Swindon. Sounds like a really boring place.
Are you having to travel to Swindon for work?

(pardon me for being thicky boy Minv but I do have an excuse - me NOT at work)

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they make CRVs and Civics there apparantly.
Old 08-18-2015, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Vixen
Omg I am staying in the worst shit hole place in Old Town Swindon. I am going to have to check out tomorrow and find somewhere else <img src=/eek3.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' />
Mike's place isn't a million miles away, you know.
No need

Thank f**k for that, I have found somewhere a million times better for £11 more - I have no idea if I've got a refund from the other hotel yet as can't get through to them but at the moment I don't care.

The first thing I did was have a shower still feel grubby from that place :shiver:
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I live 15 miles out of Swindon.

Swindon is a hole where hope and joy goes to die. It's a f@#king shit hole. My sister lives in old town

Answer the following and you can come stay with me.

1). Age
2). Attractiveness (0 being fugly, 10 being bangin)
3). Sexual orientation (not judged)
4). Open to a threesome
5). Anal
6). Do you like sheep
7). Are you open to sheep related activities
8). Do you have adaquate health insurance
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Thought I would answer...

1). Age = Stone
2). Attractiveness (0 being fugly, 10 being bangin) = minus 2
3). Sexual orientation (not judged) = Horizontal
4). Open to a threesome = Not all at the same time
5). Anal = F*ck no - Not in my current condition!!!!!
6). Do you like sheep = Yes
7). Are you open to sheep related activities = See 5
8). Do you have adaquate health insurance = Yes - Claimed TWICE already this month!

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