Topical Muslim jokes
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Topical Muslim jokes
Bloke goes into a sex shop:
"Do you have any sex dolls?"
Assistant:
"Yes, sir, what type do you want?"
Bloke:
"What you got?"
Assistant:
"Real hair or fake hair?"
Bloke:
"I'll take the real hair model"
Assistant:
"Brown or white?"
Bloke:
"I'll try the brown please"
Assistant:
"Christian or Muslim?"
Bloke:
"What's the difference?"
Assistant:
"The Muslim one blows itself up"
Two Arab women are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's
milk.
The older of the women pulls her bag out and starts flipping through
pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohamed. He's 24 years old now".
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear" says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair
When he was born".
"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me ..." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she
whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first
started school".
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully
at
the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
"Do you have any sex dolls?"
Assistant:
"Yes, sir, what type do you want?"
Bloke:
"What you got?"
Assistant:
"Real hair or fake hair?"
Bloke:
"I'll take the real hair model"
Assistant:
"Brown or white?"
Bloke:
"I'll try the brown please"
Assistant:
"Christian or Muslim?"
Bloke:
"What's the difference?"
Assistant:
"The Muslim one blows itself up"
Two Arab women are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's
milk.
The older of the women pulls her bag out and starts flipping through
pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohamed. He's 24 years old now".
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear" says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair
When he was born".
"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me ..." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she
whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first
started school".
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully
at
the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
08-05-2005, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by scov,Aug 5 2005, 09:46 AM
They both made me giggle. Keep them coming.
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"Okay everybody, I'm going to demonstrate how you can blow yourself up using no more then common household chemicals and a simple detonating device! Watch carefully, I'm only going to demonstrate this once!"
