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Old 06-25-2008, 05:17 PM
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Ok fellow peeps, we need to laugh every day its good for us. Lets get this rolling

post short and clean not crude jokes in this thread a little laughing will do us all some good

Ill start:

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have
a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but
definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?










































Sum Ting Wong

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Geez, Dave. I thought we had enough laughs in basically every thread. I'm not sure I can handle anymore, being and all.
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Originally Posted by TheToon,Jun 25 2008, 09:19 PM
Geez, Dave. I thought we had enough laughs in basically every thread. I'm not sure I can handle anymore, being and all.
this thread will just be come a bunch of POTD's
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Poopers!!! post up the jokes itll help yer spleens live a few more years. I promise no potd awards in this thread just some great laughs hopefully!
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There's a such thing as a non-crude funny joke?

Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling FTMFW!
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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
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Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop
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Originally Posted by NH_s2k_Guy,Jun 25 2008, 09:28 PM
There's a such thing as a non-crude funny joke?

Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling FTMFW!
^^^^^^ You can find decent one liners.. just gootta look
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I'll fire up the bar so that everyone can
satisfy the 2 drink minimum to get in
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