You just can't make this stuff up!
 

TOMS RIVER, N.J. (AP) — An ex-con who had just finished a 15-year robbery sentence has admitted he robbed the same New Jersey shoe store -- as the same clerk was behind the counter.

Prosecutors say 41-year-old Christopher Miller robbed the Stride Rite store in Toms River in March 2014, a day after he was released from prison after finishing his jail term for the first robbery.

Police say Miller made off with $389 and fled on foot with the employees' cellphones.

The clerk had been notified about Miller's release and identified the suspect as the same person who had robbed the store in 1999.

Miller pleaded guilty to second-degree robbery on Monday. He faces a prison term of 10 to 20 years in prison when he's sentenced in May.

POINT MARION, Pa. (AP) — State police say a man has thrown a "Jesus" vanity license plate at his older brother during a fight in Pennsylvania, cutting him badly enough to require treatment by paramedics.

Forty-five-year-old James Wiles, of Springhill Township, is charged with simple assault and harassment over the argument with his 47-year-old brother on Feb. 24.

Police say Wiles' brother was cut by the plate's sharp edge.

A preliminary hearing on the charges is scheduled for March 31. A district judge in Fayette County will determine then whether Wiles will stand trial.

Wiles' public defender didn't immediately return a call Wednesday.

There was one a few days ago about a guy who called the cops because his wife stole his cocaine.

"Akron Police are searching for someone they said has defecated on 19 parked cars in driveways.

The suspect has been striking between 5:30 and 6:30 a.m. On Wednesday morning, a resident caught the suspect on film.
If you have information, call Akron Police"

There was a couple in Washington County that was busted in late'13 for a pot growing operation in their house.

They were busted a year later for the exact same crime in the same house almost on the same date by their Parole officer.

IIRC - they had one more plant the second time.

Pure Whistledickian...

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