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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by AutoSid,Sep 5 2008, 01:07 PM
you would have to teach them your culture.. morals
lol at you saying white women have no morals

i just kid i understand what you are saying
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 09:38 AM
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[QUOTE=HiPER,Sep 5 2008, 10:32 AM] come out to the gingerman with us next time.
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by AutoSid,Sep 5 2008, 11:07 AM
haha im stayin in the browns
idk although i wont be gettin married for a whileee
id think having a white girl would be like awkward for the family
you would have to teach them your culture.. morals
things like that

and hell yeah we should have our own subforum or whatever
id be active constantly


-ankit
Yeah I'm curious about anything non-brown, not just the white option. Now that I think about it, I don't believe I've seen a brown person with a black significant other!
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Sep 5 2008, 12:41 PM
I don't believe I've seen a brown person with a black significant other!
I had a friend that had that match up. They divorced and now she's with a brownie.
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 09:50 AM
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in the end
we will all learn that brown is the way haha

my uncle married a "kali" girl
that ended in like 4 years with one son

hes probably my favorite black cousin hahah
well maybe cus hes my only?

i havent seen a oriental and indian couple tho
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 09:53 AM
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I am gonna marry a curry and rice girl not a white girl.

Btw this is sai from salt lake city
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 10:04 AM
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man i can already see the threads that would be in the subforum

1. JW or JD whiskey contest
2. who did you marry?
3."kali" or "gori"
4. whats your favorite desi dish
5. best hindi movie and actore
6. desi s2000 contest
7. gimme your best line
8. where are you from exactly ex origins
9.uhh

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hellz yeh
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by AutoSid,Sep 5 2008, 02:04 PM
man i can already see the threads that would be in the subforum

1. JW or JD whiskey contest
2. who did you marry?
3."kali" or "gori"
4. whats your favorite desi dish
5. best hindi movie and actore
6. desi s2000 contest
7. gimme your best line
8. where are you from exactly ex origins
9.uhh

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hellz yeh



I would love a desi forum. However, I think the point of a community forum means there have to be people with S2000s living there. I can't think of any.
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by AutoSid,Sep 5 2008, 01:50 PM
i havent seen a oriental and indian couple tho
i know of one that is married ... indian girl, chinese guy
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Old Sep 5, 2008 | 10:56 AM
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You know you're Desi when:

- Your parents want you to become a doctor, lawyer, or engineer.
- You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens.
- You hate it when you leave home smelling like Tarka/Tadka
- You buy corn oil by the gallon.
- Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
- You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
- Everyone in your family has nicknames, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
- You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the Airport.
- You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
- When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
- Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
- There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them, even if it's not a deal.
- Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's) sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
- Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
- You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
- Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
- Everyone is a family friend.
- You know no one who has studied music.
- You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
- You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
- You like the meat well done.
- You eat onions with everything.
- You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
- You say you hate Indian films but secretly watch them.
- You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
- You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.
- You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
- You secure your baggage with a rope.
- You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
- You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of...the royal family.
- You're parents would freak out if your sister wore a crop top baring her midriff...but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable
- Your parents call all your friends "Bayta" whether they are Indian or not.
- Your parent are panicking if you aren't married when you turn 25.
- Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds.
- A horoscope must decide your wedding date.
- Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
- You are sick and tired of answering questions about "the dot"
- You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don't know, but who insist they're related to you, even though they bear NO resemblance to...anyone YOU know.
- Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.
- You notice that whenever you go to another Indian's house, your parents always talk about work and business.
- The second you pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start talking...about them.
- Every few months your parents say when they're moving back to India/Pakistan
- No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
- You're proud to be Desi.
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