How to Be a Street Racer
 

So, you

:eek3: :eek3: WTF ??? :confused: :confused: :banghead: :banghead:

funny shit... i hate ricers..

some of that actually made me laugh.

i cant tell if this post is mocking the f&f crowd or all of us

And when the traffic judge takes your license and puts it thru a shredder, and hands you a bus schedule, or "the jury finds you guilty" of gross negligence or manslaughter. then please refer back to this thred. :LOL:

This post is priceless. Obviously an in depth analysis of the ricer lifestyle. This should be titled "The Ultimate Ricer Handbook" or similar.

Great stuff!

:roflmao: Funny caca but it probably belongs in "off topic"

WTF lol

:LOL:

I was laughing so hard i was crying..good stuff

That was great, nice work!

LOL

"I have 5 people in the car

iznt it great?
yea maybe soon i'll call it The Ultimate Ricer Handbook
after im done making it perfect. ex how 2 store ur car. how 2 prepare ur self for track. and so on.

Nice :D

shit man, you got alot of time on ypur hands.

funny though LOL

lol

lol, funny stuff

this guy obviously knows his stuff. the hp increases are pretty accurate. To whatever your name is who started this post: I would like to go for a cruise with you some time and we can exchange tips

That's a lot of information.

yea right on =P
i hope i could save enough money 2 buy an S this spring/summer!

Can't rip somebody's post off and not give them credit.

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http://howto.thetunafish.com/?p=21

You have way too much time on your hands my friend.

Were the schools snowed out today or something?

I laughed out loud :D

:rofl:

ya i some of that was pretty good

Step 7 - Stickers: Stickers on your car enhance and add the much-desired Horse Power. They can be from anywhere, your local muffler shop, body shop, or the sticker from your favorite radio station. You can also rape your car with Type R stickers. + 1 Horse Power for every sticker.


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Plagurism... booooo :thumbdn:

Make up your own crap next time or at least give the original author credit.

:(

ROFL :roflmao:

i don't care who wrote it~ that crap was hilarious, especially the HP gains! LOL!

fast and the furious IS the ricer handbook

and i thought all this was coming from your own personal experience. i'm disappointed.

u guys care too much.
jus read it i thought it be funny
l8tz

if you do anything described in the post...he's talking about you.

ricers are idiots.

:( I don't want coilovers anymore!!! boo. hahaha.. lol some of that was funny. Some not. Especially the racial remarks.

:thumbdn: To thread starter ripping off without giving the original guy credit.

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Toyota Corolla !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good stuff...but some of the +hp was redundant. Maybe you could mix hp, tq, less weight, bigger balls, etc...it was funny at first, but after a while it was just there. Haha, otherise...good job.

That was hilarious.

However in fairness, it is quite likely that the ricer culture is unable to comprehend the philosophy of everyone who improves the appearance and the perfromance of high profile 4x4 trucks either.

Very few ricers as well as the entire middle class can even comprehend why the rich purchase expensive exotice sports cars that can reach speeds three times the hightest posted speed limit in the US. Naturually, the rich say they are investments in stellar engineering and design and destined to be classis or collectables or something that may command a higher price that they paid for them. Of course, the are rarely driven, usually kept in dust free garages and insured for many years before they may see any profit.

The prejudices don't stop there either. Many times I hear the elderly comment on how foolish it appears for someone to be driving in a city in a car as small as a s2k for example. "Don't they know that they are risking their lives by driving around with no steel to protect them?" is often stated.

Bottom line, everyone should respect other's dreams whether it is a daily honda accord that is lowered to 2 inches off the ground but represents the owner's style and belief.

The lack of respect applies to every driver of any type of car when the driver of a ricer, sports car, truck, or whatever drives in such a manner as to be disrespectfully to those around them and becomes a safety hazaard. I am not sure whether % of the average ricer driving manners are any worse than high school teenagers, or drinkers, or many sports car/muscle car drivers in terms of jumping off the line and trying to become first in the lane at the red light.

IMO, it is all within one's perspective and experience with other cultures.

this is awesome great post :thumbup:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :burnrubr:

:rofl: Idiots still do this crap! :LOL:

Like a give a rats ass what peoples car got when they are in debt up to their eye balls. Posers!!!

:rofl:

Yesterday, I was at a bodyshop to get to price a paint job on the front bumper of my M3, and here comes a black Mazda 3 with M3 badge on the passenger side rear pillar...and bunch of stickers :egads:. These things really do happen folks!

nice...hahahah...that was one hell of a post...maybe it'll make it to the Home Page of S2Ki..

or when you pull up to another inferior car you could pull a peter griffin and say "hey, when you pull that thing in the garage does the garage say " is it, is it in yet?"" lmfao :D