Funny things people have said about your s2000
03-30-2012, 09:35 AM
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We have been having some beautiful weather here in the Northeast. So I tied up some loose ends I had on the car and take it out of storage. First night I have it out, a female friend and I are going for a drive around town, top down. While turning into a local shopping center the driver of an older Blazer full of 18 or so year olds yells out to window to me:
"Nice convertible! Did it come with matching tampons?"
My friend was right on top of things though and yelled back:
"Nope, but I have one right here if you need!"
Made my night. I may have to reevaluate our friendship after that.
"Nice convertible! Did it come with matching tampons?"
My friend was right on top of things though and yelled back:
"Nope, but I have one right here if you need!"
Made my night. I may have to reevaluate our friendship after that.
03-30-2012, 05:02 PM
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Two old birds sitting outside the cafe having a coffee.
As I park right in front of them, I hear one say that's a nice car.
Anyway as I get in to leave (after getting my coffee). On says you have a nice car. It's really nice.
I say thanks and smile
As I park right in front of them, I hear one say that's a nice car.
Anyway as I get in to leave (after getting my coffee). On says you have a nice car. It's really nice.
I say thanks and smile
03-30-2012, 05:04 PM
#2004
Not said, but looked.
Pulled up to a 16 something driving the family suv with the windows down and blasting some RAP. As I come up beside him I see him look down at my little car and make his 'o' face. He was in love, with the car, not me.
He proceeds to try and follow me through a turn. Gave it a little more gas than usual. Could see his jaw on the floor in my rear view. So just for fun, on a very quiet street, I kicked the back end out on a turn. He tried to keep up but couldn't.
I figure he's got home from school and is searching for cars online as I type this
Pulled up to a 16 something driving the family suv with the windows down and blasting some RAP. As I come up beside him I see him look down at my little car and make his 'o' face. He was in love, with the car, not me.
He proceeds to try and follow me through a turn. Gave it a little more gas than usual. Could see his jaw on the floor in my rear view. So just for fun, on a very quiet street, I kicked the back end out on a turn. He tried to keep up but couldn't.
I figure he's got home from school and is searching for cars online as I type this
03-30-2012, 06:05 PM
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I was driving around Santa Monica a little while ago and it was a beautiful day. This guy pulled along side in a gorgeous old Mercedes (Forgot the numbers, convertible from the 1960s).
I was checking his car out, he was looking at mine. and he just goes "Nice day to have the top down, isn't it." I smiled back "Yeah it is."
Just then a Sebring drove by with the top up, we both rolled our eyes and drove off.
I was checking his car out, he was looking at mine. and he just goes "Nice day to have the top down, isn't it." I smiled back "Yeah it is."
Just then a Sebring drove by with the top up, we both rolled our eyes and drove off.
03-31-2012, 09:34 AM
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Not so funny, things people said: I wanted to get out and clock the guy. Driving down my neighborhood (it's on top of a hill). Going 25-27mph but in 2nd gear ( I didn't feel like riding my brakes) so it's a bit louder than usual. Douche bag and his wife were walking as I passed them, he yells out. "Going fast enough?!?!" I really wanted to stop and say dude I was going the speed limit. Course, that would do me no good, since my speedometer would read 0 if I stopped lol, proving nothing. But he pissed me off.
03-31-2012, 01:14 PM
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I was at a bar hanging out with my girlfriend and my alarm went off on my 2-way pager. I ran out to my car around the block and saw she was fine. There was a crossing guard next to her, so I asked her if she saw anything and she just said the alarm went off for a few seconds and stopped.
She then told me my car was beautiful and that a few minutes before that someone told her how nice it is and asked if it was hers and she said it was very nice, but no and smiled. She then promised me she would keep an eye on it for me while she was there.
She then told me my car was beautiful and that a few minutes before that someone told her how nice it is and asked if it was hers and she said it was very nice, but no and smiled. She then promised me she would keep an eye on it for me while she was there.
03-31-2012, 02:41 PM
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Not so funny, things people said: I wanted to get out and clock the guy. Driving down my neighborhood (it's on top of a hill). Going 25-27mph but in 2nd gear ( I didn't feel like riding my brakes) so it's a bit louder than usual. Douche bag and his wife were walking as I passed them, he yells out. "Going fast enough?!?!" I really wanted to stop and say dude I was going the speed limit. Course, that would do me no good, since my speedometer would read 0 if I stopped lol, proving nothing. But he pissed me off.
^lol, I get his all the time, even if I'm going below speed limit.
03-31-2012, 07:44 PM
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