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Old 04-29-2019, 08:31 PM
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911. What's your emergency?


Me: I broke my coffee maker carafe. What am I going to do in the morning!?






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Old 04-29-2019, 08:40 PM
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Probably saying Suck It Up doesn't work here.
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Old 04-29-2019, 08:42 PM
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Probably saying Suck It Up doesn't work here.
Nope. Dick. I mean, Dave.
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Old 04-29-2019, 08:49 PM
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Nope. Dick. I mean, Dave.
You're welcome to join Donna in the AM, Donna said she has to get up early to go to the barn. Not me.
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Old 04-29-2019, 09:36 PM
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^ I thought this would work but Ricky reminded me that the real coffee pot pushes on a lever that lets the coffee flow. When you pull a carafe out the flow stops. This is not going to work in the morning. I'm going to have to sit there with a knife or something and push the lever up in order to make the coffee drip.
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Drink milk!!
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Drink milk!!
Heretic!!!!! burn him at the stake.
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^ I thought this would work but Ricky reminded me that the real coffee pot pushes on a lever that lets the coffee flow. When you pull a carafe out the flow stops. This is not going to work in the morning. I'm going to have to sit there with a knife or something and push the lever up in order to make the coffee drip.
Duct tape the lever
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Get in that fast NSX and make it to Starbucks in record time!
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