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Bass 08-02-2007 09:16 AM

almost Vintage
 
so what type of "Doctor's" visits will i be needing to look forward too after 40 :confused:

last time i was there my doc had a big smile on her face saying "i'm gonna make a lot of money of you when you turn 40 :eek3:"

valentine 08-02-2007 09:43 AM

Proctologist or colorectal surgeon. You'll become immediately more anal retentive than you ever thought you could be. These physicians come in quite handy for such folk.

Bass 08-02-2007 09:58 AM

:eek3: that doesn't sound like fun!

Lainey 08-02-2007 10:08 AM

[QUOTE=valentine,Aug 2 2007, 01:43 PM]Proctologist or colorectal surgeon.

valentine 08-02-2007 10:23 AM

[QUOTE=Lainey8484,Aug 2 2007, 02:08 PM] No more

Lainey 08-02-2007 10:25 AM

^
Sure makes living to an old age sound like fun, doesn't it? :LOL:

valentine 08-02-2007 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by Lainey8484,Aug 2 2007, 02:25 PM
^
Sure makes living to an old age sound like fun, doesn't it? :LOL:

Look on the bright side: little kids will help you across the street.

SSSnakeSSS 08-02-2007 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by valentine,Aug 2 2007, 01:43 PM
Proctologist or colorectal surgeon. You'll become immediately more anal retentive than you ever thought you could be. These physicians come in quite handy for such folk.

Yep will be #1 on your list and they all drive Probe's. :eek3: literally. :D

SSSnakeSSS 08-02-2007 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by valentine,Aug 2 2007, 02:23 PM
ANNNNNNDDDD . . . no more butter, whole eggs, white bread, red meat, fatty foods -- forget about chips and dip, etc. No more bags of chocolates, etc., etc. Gotta watch those triglycerides and cholesterol. You'll instantly begin to have problems with constipation, so you really should stock up on the fiber NOW. :D :D :D Oh, and just be really glad you're not female. Menopause can do really weird things to women.

Do not forget to remove anything with Sodium/salt in it as well, it racks hell with your blood pressure and water weight gain.

Bass 08-02-2007 10:49 AM

we can't have "water" weight gain ;) :LOL:

beer weight gain yes!!

water weight gain - NO




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