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Sex in the shower
In a recent survey carried out for the leading toiletries firm 'Proctor & Gamble', people from Chicago have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower! In the survey, 86% of Chicago 's inner city residents say that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
A guy in an old Grenada was sitting at a traffic light when a guy in a Rolls pulls up beside him. The Grenada driver motioned him to roll down the window and asked "Do you have a phone in that thing?". The Rolls owner says "yes, right here". "Cool, me too!" says the driver of the Grenada. "Do you have a fax machine?" "Well yes I do", says the slightly perplexed Rolls driver. "Same here!" responds the guy in the Grenada. As the light was about to change, he asked "does the Rolls have a bed in the back?. "No, it does not". "Wow, that sucks.. I have one!" he said as he sped away.
Not to be outdone, the Rolls owner goes right to the dealer and demands they customize his car to have a bed at any cost. When complete, he starts looking for the old Grenada around town, anxious to let him know he was not outdone by him.
One day, he sees the Grenada parked in a lot. When he pulls up next to it, the windows were fogged over. He waits and waits, but has to leave soon and gets impatient, so he knocks on the window. A few moments later the back window opens a bit and he sees the man peeking through.
"Do you remember me?"
"Sure! you are the owner of that nice Rolls Royce!"
" Well I just wanted to let you know that I now have a brand new bed in the back of my car"
"You mean you got me out of the shower to tell me that ?!?!"
I just read a tip from a stewardess about how not to lode your passport.
When you are abroad always lock your passport in the safe with your shoes.
Great, now I'll be barefoot and still have no passport.
I have owned two Acapulco’s in my life and they made for some wonderful memories! I bought one in the middle of the day and surprised my twin daughters by picking them up from school in it (1992), they went back in the school and hid and called their mom at work (no cell phones), and today they recount the story differently with fond memories of the fun Thing.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
12-05-2018, 07:38 AM
