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Old 03-25-2019, 12:35 PM
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A classic from back in 07...

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Levi, I somehow missed that back in the day. Shame it is so hard to read.
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Paul,
I would probably do better with that than walking a straight line heel to toe.
Due to, bad knees, bad ankles, and peripheral neuropathy, I can't do that dead sober.
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Sober or not . . . the only people who can do that are real drunks who practice it all the time. Sadly, that's so true its not funny.
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In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse
noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons
he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon
his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure.

When the powder puff was complete he couldn't wait to push the ATR
button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing
the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.


BTW: Your penis is under your pillow."

"MEN NEVER LISTEN"
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Nothing to joke about. But, I didn't know where else to post this.

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