ralper

Today was the first day of Rosh Hashanah. Tomorrow is the second. Next Thursday is Yom Kippur. These are the High Holy days of the Jewish calendar, and the most sacred days of our year.

On Rosh Hashanah, the book of life is opened, on Yom Kippur it is closed. Rosh Hashanah is a festive occasion as we atone for the past years sins and pray for the coming year, Yom Kippur is solemn as we ask for forgiveness and pray for our dead.

To everyone, a happy, healthy and prosperous new year. May we finally find peace on earth and freedom from hunger and disease in the upcoming year.

L'shana tovah.

Matt_in_VA

Rob, Liz and family,

My best wishes to you during your religious holidays.

mikes2k

Thank you And top of the year to you and yours as well

MsPerky

Thanks, Rob!

mns2k

My sister sent me this. Thought you would enjoy

Dear friends and family,


TASHLICH !!!!!!


On the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, there is a
ceremony called Tashlich. Jews traditionally go to the
ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw bread
crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour
their sins.


Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs
should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads
which may be most appropriate for specific sins and
misbehaviors:


For ordinary sins
White Bread


For erotic sins
French Bread


For particularly dark sins
Pumpernickel


For complex sins
Multi-Grain


For twisted sins
Pretzels


For tasteless sins
Rice Cakes


For sins of indecision
Waffles


For sins committed in haste
Matzoh


For sins of chutzpah
Fresh Bread


For substance abuse
Stoned Wheat


For use of heavy drugs
Poppy Seed


For petty larceny
Stollen


For committing auto theft
Caraway


For timidity/cowardice
Milk Toast


For ill-temperedness
Sourdough


For silliness, eccentricity
Nut Bread


For not giving full value
Shortbread


For jingoism, chauvinism
Yankee Doodles


For excessive irony
Rye Bread


For unnecessary chances
Hero Bread


For telling bad jokes/puns
Corn Bread


For warmongering
Kaiser Rolls


For dressing immodestly
Tarts


For causing injury to others
Tortes


For lechery and promiscuity
Hot Buns


For promiscuity with gentiles
Hot Cross Buns


For racist attitudes
Crackers


For sophisticated racism
Ritz Crackers


For being holier than thou
Bagels


For abrasiveness
Grits


For dropping in without notice
Popovers


For overeating
Stuffing


For impetuosity
Quick Bread


For indecent photography
Cheesecake


For raising your voice too often
Challah


For pride and egotism
Puff Pastry


For sycophancy, ass-kissing
Brownies


For being overly smothering
Angel Food Cake


For laziness
Any long loaf


For trashing the environment
Dumplings


For those who require a wide selection of crumbs, we
suggest a Tashlich Mix available in three grades
(Tashlich Lite, Medium, and Industrial Strength) at
your favorite Jewish store.


HAPPY NEW YEAR! However you slice it.

frank b

For causing injury to others
Tortes
I found this one especially tasty!
Happy New Year!!!

Zippy

Missed this last week, l'shanah tovah.

ralper

Today is Yom Kippur, the holiest day of our year. Today, the book of life is sealed for the upcoming year. To better understand how sacred these days are read the following prayer, which is among the most beautiful that we chant. This prayer is said very early on Yom Kippur morning.

On Rosh Hashana it is written,
and on Yom Kippur it is sealed:
how many shall pass away and how many shall be created;
who shall live and who shall die;
who at his appointed time and who before it;
who by fire and who by water;
who by the sword and who by wild beasts;
who from hunger and who from thirst;
who by earthquake and who by plague;
who by strangling and who by stoning;
who shall rest and who shall wander;
who will be tranquil and who harassed;
who will be at ease and who afflicted;
who will become poor and who rich;
who will be brought down and who raised up.
But teshuva, tefilla and tzedaka will prevent the evil decree.

From my family to all of you and your families, it is our hope that you've all been inscribed in the book of life for the upcoming year, and the that the new year brings you health and happiness. May we finally find peace on earth and freedom from hunger and disease.