The Lawyer and Two Poor Men

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?

The man replied, "We don't have any money for food. We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.

"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all got in the car, which was no easy task, even for a limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you may be a lawyer, but you are a very kind man. Thank you for inviting us."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place ... the grass is almost a foot high!"

 

Good one.

 

Joe: Did you hear the one about all the lawyers lying drowned on the bottom of the sea?

John: No, but I like it already

 

That is mean!

 

There's a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road

whats the difference??........there's skid marks in front of the dog.

My apologies Bill......





Bill