2kMarc

Why do people always send me this type of e-mail?

NO NURSING HOME FOR ME...

With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day
reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get
old & feeble.

I have ascertained that I can get a nice room at the
Holiday Inn for around $65.00...that leaves $123.00
day for beer, food (room service), laundry, gratuities
and special TV movies. They have a swimming pool, > workout room, a lounge, washer, dryer, etc. have
free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.

Super 8 is somewhat more economical and they have a free breakfast, though you usually have to walk next door for lunch and dinner.

There may be a bit of a wait to get that first floor
room, but that's OK, it takes months to get into
decent nursing homes. There is the Senior Bus, the
Handicap bus (if you fake a decent limp), a Church bus or van, cabs, and even a regular bus. For a change of lunch take the Airport Bus and eat at one of the fast food cafe's there.

The Inn has security, and if someone sees you drop
over, they will call an ambulance. And should you
break a hip, the American Way is to sue. What more can you ask for?

As a bonus, they all have AARP and other Senior
discounts.

So:
When I reach the Golden age help me keep my grin Just
check my old rickety ass into the nearest Holiday Inn!

yearbookman

There must be a flaw in this logic or else everyone would do this!!

Smokee

I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Be nice to your children, they're going to choose your nursing home."

Gary