ralper

Score 1 point for every correct answer, subtract 1/4 point for every incorrect answer.

1. S2000 is
a)your nickname for your mistress
b)a sportscar
c)your PIN
d)a figment of your imagination.

2. SO-2 is
a)your marital status (single only-2 kids)
b)a tire
c)your apartment number
d)the unlock code on your cell phone.

3. VTEC is
a)a cordless phone
b)a food supplement
c)Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control
d)all of the above.

4. 600 miles is
a)a folk song made popular by Peter, Paul and Mary
b)the break-in period before VTEC
c)the average round trip drive to Fall Colors '04
d)the average miles per gallon in a Honda Civic.

5. Twisties are
a)a dance made popular by Chubby Checker in 1960
b)paper covered wires for closing plastic bags and binding wires
c)sprained wrists and/or ankles
d)curved roads perfect for sportscar driving.

6. The Honda S2000 has a 6 speed transmission because
a)7 gears wouldn't fit in the gearbox
b)those were the only gears left after motorcycle production
c)Honda engineers designed a state of the art 6 speed for the S2000
d)your bicycle has 18 speeds and this is 1/3 of that.

7. The spare tire is
a)almost useless
b)not to be used on the rear
c)inconvenient
d)all of the above.

8. The top should only be used
a)in the rain and snow or when washing the car
b)on beautiful, sunny Spring days
c)always
d)there is no top.

9. Fall Colors is
a)I don't know, I thought this test was about cars.
b)no fun at all
c)the largest gathering of S2000s in the Western Hemisphere
d)none of the above.

10. The S2000 with oem SO-2s should not be used in the snow
a)unless you ordered the factory optional 4 wheel drive package
b)when the top is down, otherwise its ok
c)with the radio on
d)because SO-2s do not provide sufficent traction in the snow to be used safely.

11. The S2000 is
a)one of the most beautiful production cars currently made
b)a thrill to own and drive
c)a pure bred sportscar
d)all of the above.

xviper

Rob, you have just revealed all of your innermost thoughts, codes and passwords to us!

Sleepwalker

Rob,

What does it mean if you would have gotten a perfect score months before you actually became an owner of an S2000?

MsPerky

Wow Rob...How much time did you spend working on this? Must have been time you weren't out cleaning your S!






<----- BTW - 2 days and counting...

ralper

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sleepwalker
Rob,

ralper

Deb

I had to sit through an all day tax seminar today. I have to do this every November. By about 1:00 PM (it started at 8:00 AM) writing this became much more interesting than listening to yet another speaker talk about "carryback nols" or "listed assets qualifying for section 179 treatment". So, legal pad in hand, it looked like I was taking notes.

Popeye

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sleepwalker
Rob,

Legal Bill

Ummm, where's the answer sheet???

Muz

I'm so confident about this one I'm gonna pre-empt the answer sheet

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NNY S2k