Oh .....I just drank about a half cup of Vodka at once from a water bottle......I forgot I poured the Vodka in the bottle last week and was going to bring it over to my friend's place...........

Now my stomach is burning, should I go and try wee wee or will my dick burn?






I'm dying.

 

good.. it helps kill the brain cells that are stupid... and if it can't ... they multiply...

 

They're all stupid cells. In this case, I'm ed...

Not drunk, but stomach is burning.......eating some chips now, my mom and sister are laughing at me.

 

hahahha..are they salt and vinegar chips?

 

Spicy Doritos......

 

way to rip yourself a new one.

 

damn, got ulcer?

and how da hell can you not tell vodka from water? the whiff of alcohol should've been your first clue.

drink tons of water and flush it out, don't eat anything that will cause more work for your stomach.

 

Bennett gets hammered off 1 light american beer.

This should be interesting.

 

i would be throwing up

 

LOL... he can still type.. that's amazing