When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

 

This joke has been "flying" around the internet since late 2001.

As you may know, most countries particularly in Europe do not have death sentences. That has come into play in the past when it comes to extraditing people to the U.S.A. that may face the death penalty here from other countries.

With that in mind, I have long thought that if Osama bin Laden is ever captured that we should promise the world community that our government will not give him the death sentence. He should be sentenced to life in prison in a 8' X 8' cell with bars just close enough together to ensure that he could not escape by fitting through them. Then he should serve that life sentence for as long as he lives on the "pitcher's mound" of Yankee Stadium in NYC. The people of the U.S. should be able to have "unlimited" visitation rights for as long as he lives.