The highlight of my afternoon
 

I was having a boring day and was going to cause some shit on the board.. but don't have to anymore.. Here's why..

So I'm in my usual fvkcing bullshit friday lunch meeting with bs hospital brass from 12:30 to 2:00pm.

We had a guest speaker from one of our vendors. Attractive Lady.. Not J-Lo or Zeta Jones hot! But not ugly either. She actually reminded me of that latina chiquita from the miami sound machine, Gloria Estevez is it ? Picture a cross between Rosie Perez and Gloria say..

Anyways, of course as she's standing at the front of the conference room, i'm about mid way down the table. I give her the usual T & A check and came across the most awesome Camel toe I've see in a long time. Wow ! I kid you NOT !!! :yikes:

The way she filled in those nice tight beige pants melted me like ice cream.
I get the biggest woodie cuz i can't take my eyes off it.. At one point, I literally thought the other geeks started to stroke themselves as they were elbowing me and giving me the eyes to keep checking her out.. One idiot was actually grunting like that fool next to Hannibal Lecter's cell.. Geesh.. Just glad I didn't have present anything cuz I wouldn't be able to get outta my chair as my brain was fixated on this vision of camel toe..Camel Toe on this latina !!

I thought she was on to "us" at one point, but her innocence prevailed..

Then one idiot past me a note "like sharon stone" .. Yah whatever, like she would've given us a Sharon Stone Basic Instinct kinda preview,

but thats what dreams are about..

Best meeting I've had to date..

Back to my day dreaming as the rock on her finger was at minimum 2 carats..

so what's the hightlight of your afternoon ?

Do you guys like camel toe on those tight light coloured women's pants ?

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Where's that "this thread is worthless without pics" smiley?

:p

Simon needs a date.....

We should make a smiley for that :p

A smiley for Simon to date?

Gripping story!

The highlight of my day is when I was being berated on the phone a few minutes ago, and said "seriously, what the https://www.s2ki.com/stor/forumshtml/emoticons/spam.gif do you want me to do?"

and then lit a smoke while he sat there in silence

You can smoke while on the phone?

How you manage that?

I dont smoke, never have, but smoking and talking on the phone seems weird

Do you guys like camel toe on those tight light coloured women's pants ?

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I don't think I could talk on the phone with out a smoke..

It's not like rubbing your stomach and patting your head

I think the camel toe is over-rated, the plaid skirt and thigh highs is where its at