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"Boxster Babe Magnet" for sale...

Old 05-20-2004, 12:57 AM
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I really, really hope this is a wind-up....

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/detail.as...p?i=23544&s=126



35,000 miles. Tnhis is MONSTER motor... Ladeez get ready for the RIDE of your life... This is not for the faint hearted., I have with the help of my mate Steve considerable upgraded this to a proper beast ofa car...check dis...

Engine: AEM fuel rail, JE pistons, polished, ported and skimmed head, Walbro 2-stage ECU, Thunder custom exhaust system from manifold to twin carbon pipe.

Suspension:Hydraulics with max drop of 18cm and radio-control by Lowered, 2x compressors, 1x 15-litre tank, struts moved out 4cm on each side, electronic valves for side-to-side movement, 2x pneumatic valves for front and rear, line locks on both electronic and pneumatic valves.

Brakes: Front - Brembo 355mm discs from Ferrari Modena Challenge race car * rear - Brembo drilled discs * Brembo 4-pot calipers.

That's just the start... Email me for the full spec list. Take it from me, guys , this animal of a motor will see the competition off at every starting grid! The Ladeez only want one thing, and if you're not packin' some fine firepower beneath that luscious exterior, don't even bother.... know what I mean?

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that is :vomit:
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It's a sad day when the Essex pikeys can afford Porsches to 'bling' up.

Why is he so obsessed with small boys:-

"The Ladeez only want one thing" - what do the laddies want? Is this some kind of car for attracting little boys....?
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This has got to be a wind up right...

Suspension:Hydraulics with max drop of 18cm and radio-control by Lowered, 2x compressors, 1x 15-litre tank, struts moved out 4cm on each side, electronic valves for side-to-side movement, 2x pneumatic valves for front and rear, line locks on both electronic and pneumatic valves.

Isn't that the sort of stuff that the americans use to make there cars jump up and down???
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Hmmmm clearly can't call it too Ricey - so what would be the right phrase
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Oh yeah - it's a sour Kraut
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...or Leslie Grantham
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Finally a poxster owner gives it some character!!! NOT!
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We've got hold of this on boxa.net too - the guy should be burnt alive...
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Yeah, but doesn't the fact that 'Steve' helped add extra credibility to his claims?

I wonder in what other departments his mate 'Steve' helps him please the ladiezz
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