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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 07:29 AM
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Valet parking $10. Dinner $125. Finding out she swallows, priceless!
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 08:03 AM
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$125 is WAY too much for dinner, and who the hell VALET PARKS their S!?
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Nov 21 2007, 11:03 AM
$125 is WAY too much for dinner, and who the hell VALET PARKS their S!?
Nit-pick'r!!
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by DISCO_J,Nov 21 2007, 10:29 AM
I'll start.

Valet parking $10. Dinner $125. Finding out she swallows, priceless!
i dont get it
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Originally Posted by DISCO_J,Nov 21 2007, 10:29 AM
I'll start.

Valet parking $10. Dinner $125. Finding out she swallows, priceless!
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 12:11 PM
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why do (inset race here) people smell?

so the blind can hate them too.
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