7 Funniest Things People Have Said about Your S2000

If you've ever owned a Honda S2000, you've probably heard people make some funny comments about it. Here are some of the funniest things forum members report having heard about their S2K.

By Bassem Girgis - April 6, 2017
What is it? Is It Fast?
I just hit it
Bet you pick up girls in that
They're all the same!
Get any?
It's like Barbie's dream car
Will You Adopt Me?

1. What is it? Is it fast?

Forum member Saki GT shared his experience when a man asked him what kind of car his S2K was, when he replied Honda, the man asked, "Is it fast?" It is hilarious how people ask such questions, which are rather vague, considering you don't have any idea what this man's standard of speed is. Just reply like Han, "It's fast enough for you, old man."

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2. ...I just hit it

Although this might not be funny for S2K enthusiast Teanza, it is a funny encounter nonetheless. When an older lady asked who owns the little red sports car, Teanza replied in the affirmative. The lady then responded by saying, "I just hit it," but then continued to tell him how much she likes it. Maybe she was just trying to get a closer look?

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3. Bet you pick up girls in that

Forum member Meriggi got asked by a 10 year old boy the common question "I bet you can pick up girls in that car." Isn't that one of the reasons we all dreamed of owning cool, open top sports cars when we were tweens too?

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4. They're all the same!

CyrusA's father told him, "I can't recognize your car in a crowd. That Mazda Miata, Toyota MRSpyder, your Honda, they all look the same." Bless all of our fathers' hearts, there is something comforting about getting older and all cars blurring together.  No father, they do not look the same, nor do they drive the same.

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5. Get any?

Perhaps one of the funniest encounters was experienced by S2K enthusiast SickestS2K00, when he was still signing the paperwork on his S2000. A salesman came back and asked him, "hey, bro, did you get laid yet?" With witty comments like that, this salesman is going places.

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6. It's like Barbie's dream car

Detonator2x had his car once described as a "Barbie car," and we don't know how we feel about that. In a way, Barbie would drive a sporty fun car, but in another way, we can't picture Barbie racing, installing a cold air intake, replacing the hood with carbon fiber, and lowering the car an inch or two on coil overs. So, is this a compliment or an insult?

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7. Will You Adopt Me?

Ticktock got asked an extremely innocent, yet sneaky, question from his friend's daughter. She said, "Wow, this car is cool," she then continued, "will you adopt me so I can have it when I turn 16?" When I was 13 I would have traded in my old family for a chance at getting an S2k too.

The threads these come from number nearly 500 pages now, and can be read here and here, if you have time to kill.

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