andy2000

sounds like the only way to settle this man to man is to have a pie eating contest

Fatbloke

That's all well and good to suggest, but no-one has actually stopped to consider if I am, genuinely, a fat bloke, or if that is an ironic title I chose on account of me being skinny and waif-like.........

Fatbloke

PS. If you're buying the pies then I'm in!

CHIPPO

Andy I have no desire to Win !

Typical Fat bloke , bet he's first in line at the buffet , with the biggest plate , with the biggest pile of pies ! Like a brit on a cruise ship !

I have now wish to be your acolyte. I will not bow down before you .

Fatbloke

You bloody will if I fall on you!

CHIPPO

Ah Ah is this an admission of guilt

Fatbloke

Or just part of the enigma???

S2K-Phil

Enigma, isn't that just a posh word for a suppository?

Fatbloke

I had to have a suppository once Phil. Very hard to swallow and for all the use it was, I might as well have shoved it up my ar5e!

That joke must be about as old as you, Chips

CHIPPO

Come on fatty , out your self , we aren't phobic here