Ok, here's the deal. There is a lone cricket apparently in the wall right by my front door. How the hell do I get that sumbitch!? That little leg rubbin' SOB is so loud that it overpowers the entertainment system... and I'm not being entertained by the cricket!
I want that cricket gone, either dead or alive.

Word?

 

Take off the door panel and spray some raid in there?

 

After a couple beers, I was thinking about stripping off the molding around the door and spraying RAID over a lit flame at the forker.

 

Are you sure it is inside the wall and not hiding outside under the overhang? Go outside and bang on the wall like crazy and see if it stops.

 

... been bangin' the crap out of the walls. The SOB is in the wall just inside the door molding. I want it dead.

 

Punch a hole in the wall and throw a bug bomb in the hole while yelling die a-hole!

UNLEASH THE FURY

 

... thinking about that procedure ...

 

Go buy one of those to sniff it out and eat it

 

... Wait... I'm confused...
Eat the puffball, THEN, shove the fur in the wall?
Damned cricket is too high up. I'm thinking shotgun.

 

one correction ...
"Die, you ASSFACEHOLE!" ...
Oops, my mother-in-law is visiting.