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LOL... True, bro... true. Buggers drive me insane. Shit, the mosquito situation was WAY worse in Texas. I mean... there must have been 10 different species - one of which could suck your blood dry and fly away with your body!
HATE Mosquitos!
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Wow, I sympathize with a lot of the hate here. I'm allergic to mosquito's, which was expained to me I don't react much different, just the little bastards are heavily drawn to me. They like the way I smell. Also, I hate Joe, spot on there. And people that don't understand how a 4 way stop works should shampoo my crotch (sorry, I know it's vulgar but one of my favorite Jack Nicholson lines of all time, As Good As It Gets for those who can't place it, "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"), it frustrates me how bad the typical American driver is. As I understand it drivers are far more competent in Europe, where the manual transmission is far more prevalent. FWIW.
Oh and I've never gambled and lost. If I'm not SURE a fart is only going to be that, I contain it. Funny story about my brother though. He was sitting at home relaxing when his roommate got a call. Turns out the roomie's father had just had a heart attach (turned out to be minimal if that's possible) and he was on the phone for about 20 minutes in front of my brother looking very serious (the roommate is typically pretty low key chill) , so my brother, feeling a fart brewing figured busting one would cut the tension.
He gambled and lost. The roommates car was in the shop so he asked my bro for a ride. "No problem man, but you gotta give me a minute. I just shit my pants and I need to take a shower and change clothes." It was exactly what the roommate needed to hear. He was laughing from NW Peoria to SE Tempe.
Oh and I've never gambled and lost. If I'm not SURE a fart is only going to be that, I contain it. Funny story about my brother though. He was sitting at home relaxing when his roommate got a call. Turns out the roomie's father had just had a heart attach (turned out to be minimal if that's possible) and he was on the phone for about 20 minutes in front of my brother looking very serious (the roommate is typically pretty low key chill) , so my brother, feeling a fart brewing figured busting one would cut the tension.
He gambled and lost. The roommates car was in the shop so he asked my bro for a ride. "No problem man, but you gotta give me a minute. I just shit my pants and I need to take a shower and change clothes." It was exactly what the roommate needed to hear. He was laughing from NW Peoria to SE Tempe.
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Originally Posted by SPLNDID,Mar 10 2007, 11:38 PM
I HATE it when I feel like letting a fart go - but instead I shit my pants.
HATE IT. Happens rarely, but still... I HATE IT when I shit my pants!
HATE IT. Happens rarely, but still... I HATE IT when I shit my pants!
WOW! Have you been drinking?I hate people that like things because others like those things. You wouldn't belive how many of those I meet every day.
I hate the RIAA and the HOA.
