I keep a running list of great quotes. For example, in many cases, I think the line in my signature explains everything that's wrong in this world.

Just heard a great one on 'Sex in the City' tonight: 'That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you find you don't need them anymore.'

Any other good ones out there????

 

An oldie but words to live by: "Everybody has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer."

 

The universe has been around for 15 billion years, during which time I haven't existed. According to astrophysicists we have another 15 billion years to go, during almost all of which time, I won't exist. Then there's this tiny flicker in the middle when I find myself here. I want to know what that means. Where did I come from? Where am I going? What am I doing here? And quickly, I haven't got long.

Richard Dawkins

 

Don't piss into the wind--?

This one time at Band camp--American Pie

 

"It's a doggy dog world and I am wearing Milkbone underwear."
"God might be on my mind but the Devil lives in my pants."

Tan

 

Wherever I go, there I am.

 

I have long since passed the point where I really give a shit what anyone thought about me.

 

My father - "Those who understand interest earn it. Those who don't pay it."

 

We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls. - Robert J McCracken

 

Sometimes you are the dog and sometimes they hydrant.
-Lee