LOL wow that is cruel. but i hate cats! kill it and i'll make some good fried rice out of it.

 

^ A buddy I work with actually told me that trick! I guess if I were a potential cereal killer, that would probably be right up my alley. I'm more of a shoot em in the leg and let em die trying to get across the street kinda guy. In all likely hood, I'll probably just break down and buy a car cover.

 

put a laxative in a bowl of tuna fish and set it outside. wont harm them but they wont come back for a while. btw, i like your nuts. lol

 

^ I would love to see a cat w/ the squirts!

 

Just do what I did to mine

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Addendum Being an animal lover, I have to say the humane thing here...
Try to find the owners... see where it usually comes from. Ask them to keep it inside. I get just as pissed as the next person about mini hoof prints on my car, but still.

 

yeah, i have seen that pic, but wth happened?

 

WAIT!!!!!! How did we go from talking about nuts to talking about.....nevermind

 

yeah we move from who good nuts look to killing pussy.

 

They're all strays my man! I've checked w/ all my neighbors and best I can tell, they don't belong to anyone. Being that none of them are fixed, it seems like I see a new kitten turn up every other week or so. I guess I'll just let the little turds have their way on my COVERED car.

 

A .17 HMR will do the trick... Well at least it did with the pit bull my neighbors USED to let roam free.


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